{"product_id":"is-he-dead-yet-crow-coffee-hat","title":"“Is He Dead Yet?” Crow Coffee Hat","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__info-description body3 rte\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🕊️💐Don't forget to give these coins for your friends and family.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e⚡️\u003cspan data-darkreader-inline-color=\"\"\u003eStock Sells Fast!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚡️\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-slate-leaf=\"true\" data-sent-id=\"eKrXpZ9PgB\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"        ls-is-cached lazyloaded xt-lazyload  xt-lazyload  xt-lazyload \" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1711422052639\/206c776297d991918cb741abb2d9fa54fbd19a69.png?w=1619\u0026amp;h=412\" data-src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1711422052639\/206c776297d991918cb741abb2d9fa54fbd19a69.png?w=1619\u0026amp;h=412\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Guaranteed! \u003cstrong\u003eGoogleTrusted Store!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🛒 Payments \u003cstrong\u003eVia PayPal®\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eCreditCard\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:eaf209af-21cf-4952-a980-1d16f036d436-67\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-16\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"11794546-9c5b-48e1-b313-9d165846a9a5\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3-instant\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"39\" data-end=\"178\"\u003eFor the people who need coffee before conversation, silence before teamwork, and at least one sarcastic hat in their weekly rotation. ☕🐦‍⬛\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"180\" data-end=\"355\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"221\"\u003e“Is He Dead Yet?” Crow Coffee Hat\u003c\/strong\u003e is made for anyone with a dark sense of humor, a caffeine habit, and a personality that wakes up about two hours after the body does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"360\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"12hqjog\" data-start=\"362\" data-end=\"402\"\u003eA Tiny Crow With Big Morning Energy ☕\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"404\" data-end=\"476\"\u003eThe front design features a black crow holding a steaming mug that says:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"478\" data-end=\"499\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"478\" data-end=\"499\"\u003e“IS HE DEAD YET?”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"501\" data-end=\"681\"\u003eIt is weird, funny, and oddly relatable — the perfect mood for early mornings, office nonsense, school drop-offs, errands, or any day that starts before you were emotionally ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"683\" data-end=\"818\"\u003eThe simple crow artwork gives the hat a clever, offbeat look. It is not loud or overdone, but the joke lands fast for the right people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"872\"\u003eSomeone will see it, pause, laugh, and probably say:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"901\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"898\"\u003e“Okay, I need that.”\u003c\/strong\u003e 😄\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"906\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"826c8a\" data-start=\"908\" data-end=\"940\"\u003eSoft, Casual, Easy to Wear 🧢\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003eThe faded green color gives the hat a relaxed, broken-in feel that pairs easily with everyday outfits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1046\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003eWear it with jeans, hoodies, flannels, tees, jackets, or your favorite “I’m not fully awake yet” outfit. 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